[1]
name	="Cleave Axe: A mystical axe that makes weapons slice through the air at extended range."

[2]
name	="Four-Leaf Clover: You feel as though more fortune will come to you if you hold this."

[3]
name	="Money Magnet: Running over to pick up piles of cash will be a thing of the past with this artifact!"

[4]
name	="Machinegun Stock: Automatic weapons perhaps won't be so unruly with this!"

[5]
name	="Pain Control Powder: Ingesting this substance makes you invincible longer after being hit!"

[6]
name	="Voodoo Doll: Greatly increases damage when near death."

[7]
name	="Cleats: These help you gain traction while sliding down walls."

[8]
name	="Hollow-Points: Bullets become more deadly and have a tendancy to explode heads."

[9]
name	="Stretch-Pants: With these you can finally be limber enough to go fully prone while crouching!"

[10]
name	="Counter-Weight: Attack with such deftness that you cause more damage with melee attacks and no longer knock enemies away."

[11]
name	="Katana: Throw away that old wooden board and upgrade to the new hotness."

[12]
name	="Option: Extra firepower in the form of a satellite gun, and companionship for those lonely nights."

[13]
name	="Bandolier: Extra storage space for up to 9 grenades or RPGs!"
